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By The Cows (Mon Jul 16, 2007 at 11:40:53 AM EST) (all tags)
We are the cows. We like giving you cheese but are not so keen on leather jackets and steak.

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By The Cows (Sun Mar 25, 2007 at 01:11:10 PM EST) Moo (all tags)
We are The Cows from your fields.

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By The Cows (Thu Jun 02, 2005 at 10:30:43 AM EST) (all tags)
Dear Sirs,

We are writing concerning the official company logo of your HuSi Ltd organisation. As a minority group constantly seeking recognition for our important work, we find the image of a "cow" smoking highly offensive, and are therefore considering legal action under racial discrimination law. We feel that the effort we put into steak, milk and mooing deserves respect and are deeply hurt that you take to defacing our image so lightly.

Big Udders
Chief Mooer.

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